Friday, April 23, 2004

PIMPING AROUND

i love fridays.. basically the slackest days at sch... mostly gp..and the earliest dismissal time of the week!

while on break we were hanging out with the hockey team.. and jo's ez link card was the butt of our jokes again and was juz dissing ye...about them losing and stuff..although they nv win matches they are certainly a fun bunch of ppl!

went to sushi tei after sch with jolynn javier jason and belloc..jason went to cut his hair though... and when he came back he was sulking and complaining that the barber or rather the hair stylist (jason didnt like us saying that he went to a barber) didnt cut his hair the way he wanted it...he even called the hairstylist a "bastard child".. when he said that all of us started laffing.. wat a way to describe a person! then he decided take some thrill out of eating wasabei... and jav started to eat like our porn machine jz... bekka yvon jz kenny met us later and we accompanied them to have lunch... we then went to lido to book their movie tix and juz hung out at lido to pass time till our ptm and trying to study for our chem test tomoro but juz studied very little cos it was sooo crowded and we kept on getting distracted.. so decided to ppl watch instead! a bunch of ac shits( juz joking chris and jac! u noe how much i like ac too!!) appeared and saw one of chris's fren that i met at cine some time ago so was looking out for chris.. and saw JAC instead!!! ( hahs.. jac requested for me to blog about meeting her! so here it is jac!) i guess she is like me.. gets the thrill out of seeing your name appearing on blogs! i realised that people watching when it is too crowded gives u a major headache.. cos your eyes follow ppl in all directions and sooner or later your eyes get tired and it somehow leads to a headache... anyways most of the girls left because they were picked up by their "bidders" as jav our pimp for the day put it! we ate macs and met lisa ron and steph to go back to cj..

bro paul basically talked about jc life.. expectations.. requirements.. lifestyle changes.. and he talked about handphones.. and of course bro paul's famous story of the handphone was told

this boy was in his office.. "brr..brr" his handphone vibrated.. the boy was pretending as if it wasnt his phone
bropaul: for goodness sake answer it!
the boy answered the call
boy: hello
bropaul: whos that?
boy: my fren
bropaul: what does he want?
boy: he wants to know if i am in trouble..
bro paul: where is he?
boy : in a lecture
bropaul: ask him to come down to my office
and he got 2 handphones..

it was quite funny the first time i heard in during orientation 1 but then he repeated it again during O-2 and now during ptm.. so it has lost all its humour... and he also told the story of the cement mixer ...the parents were all tickled pink!

ron was acting as my guardian becos my parents couldnt come and ms teh was playing along telling him about me always having too many earrings.. it was damn funny! and there she was also complaining to this parent that her child was too stressed up and kan cheong and in a way hardworking.. i mean i nv heard of a teacher complaining of such things!

when i came home my mum kinda lectured me on not being resposible and organised.. and made me schedule my tuition and told me i am not supposed to cancel my tuition for outings with frens anymore.. yep but it was kinda his fault for forgetting that i cancelled tuition.. but had no energy to argue so juz did as i was told...

hey kiddd!!!
just invading for a while..missing you and jo-lynn and all...think of me yeah? wheeeeeee..and ask mr chua if he misses me!

3:58 PM

Thursday, April 22, 2004

ONCE A CONVENT GIRL, ALWAYS A CONVENT GIRL

bio test yesterday was kinda tuff... but wells.. i tried my best and i have no regrets! so william hung ! hahaha
my group's project work topic.. about the trend of teens getting more open physically was REJECTED ! cos it was too broad.. so decided on the increasing trend of inter-racial marriages!

went for drama..we had to act out the different reality shows like the bachelor, the bachelorette, survivor and america's top model...our group got the bachelor.. but we kinda changed the whole concept! the bachelor was some nerd and the girls didnt like him at all.. and didnt want his "notes" [something like the rose].. yup so had fuN!

then was deciding if i should go home to change for emdd or juz go in my uniform.. but since i was goin with the 4.6 peeps who were mostly goin in home clothes i decided to change..went to raffles place bk with christine where we gobbled down our food cos we were in a hurry.. we were eating fries when she asked me

christ: you like soft or crispy? [touching her butterfly dangle earrings]
me:[looking lost] huh? soft crispy earrings?
christ: NO !!! FRIES!!!

had quite a good laff over that.. but i mean it was quite misleading.. she was like touching her earrings while asking me that question...

anyways.. it was nice being back at a kc function.. really miss kc.. especially performing for emdd... met some 4.6 and 4.5 ppl... this yrs show was entertaining..the story line may not be all that great.. but it was really humourous cos of shangri! she is so cute acting as an indian taxi driver! and the 3 old man! it was something like beauty world..like those bars in the olden days where they wore feather boas and shimmering outfits..so the costume and music were bright and loud...it was good overall!!!! and of course at the end everyone was on a high like screaming and cheering and the performers did the 3 cheers thing! actually i really look up to norlina... although she might be a little bitchy at times during practices but its amazing how she can get all the ccas together to put up such a high standard performance.. so glad i was able to catch it...

today i missed the 966... so had to take a cab.. i told the taxi driver to go by the expressway but he didnt bother to listen so he went all round the world... finally reached sch at 7.35 .. juz in time but when i reached sch the 2nd 966 also arrived.. so felt cheated off my $8.50.. but wth.. the SAF was promoting their concert and they sang some songs.. was so nice! and started to sing along and bop to the singing.. i am so going for it even though i have to go alone!

oohh and i am addicted to the songs sang by the BEACH BOYS! they are such happy uplifting songs... juz downloaded afew... kokomo..ba-ba-baran...california girl.. fun fun fun..listening to them now! feel like getting the album! feel like i am in some beach party, partayyyying and dancing and singing !!! 1 of my life greatest cheap thrills!

sch was fun today.. was laffing alot! i got full marks for maths!!!!!!! such an acheivement for me !! wheeeez!!!! then went to orchard with beks von ron ronald .. ate then went stat shopping and juz walked around.. then we went to kinokuniya which ron for a moment was clueless it was.. anyways saw a book bout singapore- katong! they had an article bout CHIJ and saw the frase " ONCE A CONVENT GIRL ALWAYS A CONVENT GIRL" i think its soooooo true i mean like u can always tell a convent girl apart from those from other schs... and i will always be proud being in the IJ family especially kc!
then read an article about st pats.. that they used to have all the eurasian boys and that they were less uptight(compared to other schs like sji and ri) and would usually go for kc girls because kc girls were also less uptight and allrounders! hahaha.. how things change! i mean there are not much eurasians in st pats now but they are still very slack.. and as for kc i agree totally! ahahha..

8:51 PM

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

THE COLLAPSE OF NICOLL HIGHWAY

sounds impossible rite?
i didnt believe it when my mum told me..
and juz because of that i wasnt allowed to go to kc emdd which i was sooo looking foward to...
was kinda pissed because its quite stupid to think that something happening at nicoll high way would affect anything goin on at victoria theatre for the very fact that they are miles apart!
so went for drama practice instead.. went to eat ban mian at parkway with belloc and drama peeps..
then came home and studied for bio test.. one good thing that came out of not goin for emdd.. had more time to study...

11:18 PM

Monday, April 19, 2004

RETAIL THERAPY

wheee today's maths test went well!
my tuition finally fully paid off!
feel so proud of myself although almost the rest of the world found it easy..

today during bio mrs yap was toking bout cancer
"cancer is due to mutations..errors in the dna..blahhhblahhhh..."
out of the blue javier aka bao bao ( name given to him by the new 1t33) says:
"their (refering to 31 ppl) bio teacher has breast cancer..."
i stopped my frantic copying "huh?"
"its swollen...." he said grinning at his own joke....ha ha ha . . . . .

our teachers have really funny phrases lah
mr chua: considering the fact that he is not the kind that can maintain order in the class most of us talk .. and "horseplay" ( the term cj likes to use when they refer to fooling around) in the lab
he said "eh... you all dun play arh... you all talk and play.. then i get angry then i will do something on you that you will regret for the rest of your life ah... then would not be so nice"
sounds so crude man.. like wat the hell is he gonna do to us.. i am really afraid.. haha..could ruin my whole future....geeez

and mr gan when he lectures
" lets look at this once more time"
the level of english amongst some teachers in cj is appalling.. its either one more time or juz once more...

mr foo is also damn funny!
today 1t33 lisa was like asking him how to do a qn in a very high pitched voice and he taught her in a high pitched voice too! like a cartoon character .. was laffin like mad...

after sch went with jolynn and jav to hans to eat then walked around... almost bought a bag from far east .. but then wanted to walk to cine to check out the bags there first .. in the end to lazy to walk back..so didnt get it... jav left earlier cos he was too bored out with us spending too much time in those girly shops...jolynn bought a really nice pencil box..its like pink white green yellow stripes! i have always wanted to get a pencil box but considering the number of markers and pens i have... only a third would fit into the box.. and i have this fear that i would drop the whole pencil box in the middle of a lecture with a loud clang and all my stuff starts rolling down.. can already imagine how embaressing it will be !ooh and the nalgene bottle now is only $15 dollars ! planning to get it soon! haha finally can get a proper one to replace the one i bought from mustafar that i have a constant fear of it dropping... then we went to see nice sports bras.. haha yeah today major window shopping day lah....

ohh! i finally got one of those jap head bobbing thingys.. that i haf been quite addicted to.. thanx to ron.. haf yet to think up a name for it though.. its suppose to be relaxing ya noe...

shit it is almost 9.. made a pact with jolynn that we would study for our bio test from around 8-11.. cos tomoro i got kc emdd so wont haf time to study .. we also planned to go to orchard to study and do work instead of waste our day away shopping from next week onwards that is... hope we will have the determination to do it.. kaes i betta go get on with the studying !

8:52 PM

Sunday, April 18, 2004

ANGELS BROUGHT ME HERE

juz got sheila to change my blog song from angels brought me here to so happy together! thot it was time to change already although i love the song.. so gonna post the lyrics here in rememberance of it! hahha wateva...


It's been a long and winding journey, but i'm finally here tonight
Picking up the pieces, and walking back into the light
Into the sunset of your glory, where my heart and future lies
There's nothing like that feeling, when i look into your eyes...

My dreams came true, when i found you
I found you, my miracle...

[Chorus]
If you could see, what i see, but you're the answer to my prayers
And if you could feel, the tenderness i feel
You would know, it would be clear, that angels brought me here...

Standing here before you, feels like i've been born again
Every breath is your love, every heartbeat speaks your name...

My dreams came true, right here in front of you
My miracle...

[Chorus]
If you could see, what i see, you're the answer to my prayers
And if you could feel, the tenderness i feel
You would know, it would be clear, that angels brought me here...

Brought me here to be with you,
I'd be forever grateful (oh forever Faithful)
My dreams came true
When I found you
My miracle...

[Chorus]
If you could see, what i see, you're the answer to my prayers
And if you could feel, the tenderness i feel
You would know, it would be clear, that angels brought me here...
Yes they brought me here...
If you could feel, the tenderness i feel...
You would know, it would be clear, that angels brought me here...

hmm.. really lovely song.. :)

went for drama rehearsal early this morning.. practiced act 1.. quite fun lah.. like got music all.. then haf to pose here and there ...its like a group thing.. i love group stuff... less stressful and alot more of fun! will be practicing act 2 on tues but i cant go cos of emdd... anyways went to parkway with mabes after drama to of course eat ban mian.. realised that i cannot finish a bowl of ban mian these few days.. either they are increasing the amount of noodles or i juz dun haf that normal daily practice i use to have in sec sch where i eat it everyday...it was delicious though...then my mom called to say she was in parkway .. so met her and she bought some tops while i juz gave my opnion.. i had to leave earlier cos i had chem tuition !

when i reached home my teacher was there alreadi there but there like so many ppl around cos my auntie was like holding a mini meeting .. so i was kinda confused who was my teacher..juz because it was my first lesson and nv met him before.. so i asked " which of u is my teacher?" then he raised up his hand "here" haha it was damn funny at that time lahs...back to the mini meeting.. i forgot to mention that some of them brought kids.. as in like 3-6 years old kind.. my gawddd they were noisy like hell! i mean i like kids and all.. but not when they are constantly squeaking my dogs toys..which provokes my dog to start barking and when i am trying to understand a chem topic like atomic structure...i muz say my vj tutor is not bad lah.. went thru the 2 topics and understood them both..actually it is quite easy lah.. i think the problem with me is that i do not make an effort to understand what is thot during lectures...

gonna try to revise maths with wat i haf.. considering jolynn took back all my notes.. then gonna haf to sleep early cos i gotta make my way to sch myself tomoro and for the rest of the week cos my daddy's goin to china to look for more marble and granite!

8:43 PM

Saturday, April 17, 2004

CORNERSTONE

the stone which the builders rejected
has become the cornerstone
this is the work of the lord
a marvel in our eyes
this day was made by the lord.

thot the cornerstone tittle today was damn apt
cos first we were saying that there was a church near holy fam called corner stone
then sheila said her church grp thingy was called corner stone
i was asking wat the hell was corner stone so sheila and ron tried to explain it to me
when we went to church... the above psalm about the corner stone was read!
how cool is that.. so decided to take it down during mass on a piece of tissue!

today met ron at starbucks after drama where he kept on tempting me to eat the blueberry cheese cake.. which i refused to cos of weight issues.. but finally gave into temptation.. sheila met us later cos she took bout 30 mins to make her way from parkway to the library.. this north.. or west? ppl ah.. hahaha.. anyway she wanted to come to holy fam today cos she needed to get permission from our church's 70+ yr old secretary to put up some posters promoting her church (st anthony) play.. had laffing fitz at starbucks till i spat out water! i mean they were like hurrying me to drink the starbucks water! sheila ended up talking to fr goh our parish priest .. she also finally admitted that my church was coolios! and she found alot of the songs we sing different! HOLY FAM IS UNIQUE! and i showed her the marble thingy my dad did.. and she was shocked my dad didnt donate it.. also told her that the beautiful stained glass costs us 6 million.. haha .. juz gave a number lah...

time for ranting... its so phreaking hot!!! cant stand this weather... i am typing especially fast so that i can go bathe and go into the air-conned room..there's a fan on speed 3 facing me directly yet i feel so suffocated!

next week i got three test!
MONDAY : c maths - mathematical induction and sin&cos rules
WEDNESDAY : biology - enzymes
SATURDAY (7.30-8.30) : chemistry - ideal gases and atomic structure ( which btw.. i am totally lost at)

thank gawd i will be having my first chem tuition tomoro.. my tutor was from VJ ! hahas hope he can be efficient enuff to teach me both topics by tomoro and hopefully i would understand !

OTHER STUFF
TUESDAY (7.30) : KC EMDD!
FRIDAY 23 APRIL (7.30-9.00) : PTM ( which my parents wont be going.. my father will be away on business and my mom hates meeting teachers!) so i will be looking ridiculous sitting there all alone. . .

i have to wake up early for drama rehearsals tomoro cos apparently my group will be performing for some speak good english campaign on SATURDAY and SUNDAY (24 & 25 april) at the old parliament house... next week will be a really busy week.. mon thru to sun i got stuff goin on! gotta go bathe and chill out (literally) !!

11:34 PM

Friday, April 16, 2004

INSPIRATION

today bekka+jez+niq+von+me were at sembawang(the cd shop)
and we heard a very familiar voice playing..
his singing was really horrible.. and we were like asking who is it and all
and guess who!
WILLIAM HUNG! i cant believe he actually cut an album! tittled:inspiration.. priced at:$18.90
i downloaded some of the songs and i muz say it is reaaallllllii funny!
the funniest is I BELIEVE I CAN FLY..hahahhahaha cant stop laffing...

today met up with jackie py louie chrissy and ferly(who i meet almost everyday at cj...)
the ac shits jackie and chrissy came late cos of their swim meet
and louie has much more fashion sense since she went to mj.. she was so colour coordinated.. not like her usual self.. she was wearing a orange and black adidas tee with adidas orange superstar .. not like her usual dress sense.. she was always wearing weird tees like the sex bomb one.. juz very wierd lah.. so when me ferly and py first saw we were laffin like MAD !
we noticed to that py's sr uniform matches everything of hers.. like her skin colour.. her shoes.. her bag... hahas...
ate at swensen's where we toked bout the latest happenings of each other's life.. which was nothing much.. then went on to gossip bout other ppl! went to paragon to take some pics..

my aunty telling me now that she was at orchard - outside taka juz now and witnessed a ahbeng vs. jc fight about to break out... the jc was either vj or nj ... cos she said the uniform was beige .. then everyone was looking and one person asked " haiya jc and ah beng.. who do u think will win?" then all of them walked away saying" ah beng" haha damn funny lah! wish i was there...

11:36 PM

Thursday, April 15, 2004

MODELING IN POPULAR

today during pe, after 5 rounds round the track i was appointed by mr liew to be the "leader"
"today tessa would be the leader"
and my immediate reaction was " NO!"
haha reflex lah.. thot he would like want me to run in front and the rest run behind me kind.. so got a little worried..
but it was like leader for 20 sit ups.. 20 push ups.. 20 birpees.. 20 jumping jacks and 5 gst.. so all i had to do was like choose the order in which to do them and the location and juz say down and count for the push ups.. up and count for the sit ups.. and by that time.. i was like dying.. hahas

after pe went to orchard popular and was choosing files! whenever i cant decide i gotta like pose with it to see how it goes with the light blue uniform.. which is kinda difficult to match compared to the ij uniform which matches everything under the sun! haha so had a quite fun time there... yesterday was also at mph with ferly posing with our notebooks to decide which colours to get! got cool sox today too! haha fun shopping day !

todays american idol was nice .. the theme was movies! the best so far in my opinion ...yeah gotta go continue watching the O.C!

11:15 PM

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

CRAB BOMB STICKS

funny rites!? hahhas was laffin like mad when i saw it in the cj canteen.. the asian delights stall i think.. haha i mean wat the hell are CRAB BOMB STICKS???

anyways... didnt blog since mon.. k let me recall the events!

MONDAY:

oh found out i didnt get into volley ! and jav says because i was goin overweight tats why they reject me! wth rite! and i passed the short skirt test! but got caught for string ! dang! then instead of goin home at 3.10 went home at 4.30 cos of pw! and my groups topic: SENSE OF TOUCH we gonna anaylse how touching between platonic frens and couples have evolved since like last time! sounds sick rite! but unique idea man! went to town after pw with jav then met jzbeksvonkenedy and brought them all over town looking for the purrrrfect sticker to stick on my new found calculator which rach finally decided to return me after holding on to it since the march hols!

TUESDAY:

long day! 5.10 had all the long long periods.. mass pe.. chem pract.. ohhh and i juz remembered ! i haf always wanted to post about this.. this gal alicia keys from my class broke 8 buirettes at once ! not today but like last week or something .. have been forgetting to post lahs.. can u believe it ! 8! 1 is like 20 buckaroos so she has gotta pay 160 in total but the kind ladiee gave her a great discount .. in the end she only have to pay 40 plus! and the best part was that it wasnt even chem !haha irony of irony ! wahh pe was zang lah.. but me and jolynn had a sense of satisfaction ! later went to town pierced my earhole that closed and had the ear piercing HIGH ! if u noe wat i mean.. then went to popular to get files..

WEDNESDAY:

okies i am officially in drama already .. ordered the tee even! did some magic box thing and enter exit stuff.. acted like jesus carrying the cross but i think i failed badly lahs.. haha ...signed up for nyaa silver! i dun really noe wats it about.. i noe roughly but not too sure the details.. but i will find out sooner or later..oh i found out i am hot stuff today! i came online and suddenly i got new 8 frenster request how cool is that ! but some ppl i dun noe lah.. rach fianally wrote for me a testimonial.. like after how long man..okies at least she wrote for me .. muz be grateful! getting a testimonial from her is like getting umm... getttinggg...kissed by prince william!ahah u get my drift... after drama went back to kc to collect year book.. then me and ferly toking bout the crazy stuff we did in kc ...how much we slacked all.. and the office staff said she recognised me! made me so happy :) hahha cheap thrill! then went to parkway to haf ban mian.. didnt eat it for so long that i actally mixed up the meehoonkuay with banmian.. so ashamed of myself! then we passed mos and we were toking bout the o level ss day after english or something we went to mos to eat b4 ss! haha i remember how unprepared i was ! like last min mugging all.. then we were toking bout how we laffed at the vs boys in the bus when they were predicting the topics coming out for ss! tam funny .. diplomacy and deterence! hahaha py was like no! twin engines of growth! the good ol' days! hais.. bought a really cool testpad thingy and a cycadalic (shit dunno how to spell.. getting the jav disease!) notebook! there is no ami today ! today they are showing the auditions all over again! i was looking foward to it lahs....

that's NASTY . classstand.classgreet.classsit.PCC.
haha private joke only jo,1t33 and a few others would noe !

10:32 PM

Sunday, April 11, 2004

HAPPY EASTER SUNDAY!

woke up late for mass today!
and the rest of my family was like ready!
rushed like maaaad..
made it on time for mass

went for lunch at parkway
then carried out my dad's weekend mission
pot shopping - my dad plans to make some desert
went to my sch market to get pandan leaf
went to bedok hawker centre to get chendol.. apparently its realli nice but i find it contains tooo much coconut!
and my dad was driving so recklessly like he was u-turning like no ones business

slept during most part of the afternoon

so now kinda wide awake...

another week of school awaits me. . . DANG!

10:37 PM

Saturday, April 10, 2004

1900-112-6868

today was NKF flyer giving out day!
me+beks+von+jav+jo were in a grp!
oh oh !and i got to tok bout my sotong fren jolynn!
she thot that we were supposed to meet at bishan mrt today instead of bugis!
haha its tam funny !
anyway we were given the location of taka
but of course we didnt start immediately
jav kept on repeating " lets go macs... lets go macs"
so we went taka macs to satisfy the needs of that deranged child
and were one of the first customers.. we were outside the shutters waiting for them to open like some kiasu ppl
it was 10.10 when we finally went out to the streets to give out the flyers.. didnt really do much lah i admit.. hahas half the time juz slacking.. wasted some flyers and magnets playing tricks putting in ppls bag all.. hahas..
then we went to paragon... met ron and we went starbucks where we took pics that i am gonna put on the blog when my blogmaster comes online... sheila ! i got 2 more blog buddies! haha !
went to heeran and then cine where we met tycokia wayniq but they wanted to go heeran again.. so decided to part from them

went to queensway!
queensway is damn fun but i find it so unaccesible!
was looking for my nike dunks.. in navy blue but they dun haf it lahs.. wasted!
but found knickknacks and nike socks! omg all so nice but like 9 buckaroos for socks! maybe i shall juz get one lah.. will go there again soon!
WARNING : DO NOT TAKE BUS 65
if you are taking from queensway to eunos....
it brings u like alllll around the world and i am no joking or exagerating..
almost died in there lah 1 hr ride .. and as most of u noe i HATE or rather DETEST long bus rides! was freezing in there too.. but i learnt a new game on the bus lah.. the "i spy" game.. haha

9:44 PM

Friday, April 09, 2004

I'M THE WAY.THE TRUTH.AND THE LIFE

i finally was able to catch the passion of christ
after 1 failed attempt!
i muz say it is one of the greatest shows ever
it really created an impact on me.. like suddenly after 17 yrs i finally saw the meaning behind maundy thurs..good friday and easter sunday and of course the stations of the cross
i felt like i was seeing it all happening with my own eyes.. like those onlookers.. who juz cried and yelped but unable to do anything
i really pity mary.. i mean the agony of watching ur own son get tortured in such a inhumane way.. but whenever jesus saw mary he kinda tried real hard to pick himself up .. mother and son love...
i know i am supposed to know all this alreadi but it juz hit me today.. ok slow.. hahas
and u noe the veneration of the cross.. the one where the alter boys hold the cross while u kiss jesus's feet?
yeah i never did like to do it.. i juz found it weird lahs.. but now i noe why we do that.. because when he was crucified, mary kissed his feet.. and so we are doing it in memory of that..
lets juz say gives me a whole new meaning to good friday..
and wats so great about the show was that they add some really minor details so subtle-ly that makes it so touching..
like at some points they had flash backs.. and lots of symbolism..its like anaylsing a lit piece!
and the hebrew and italian/latin language that they speak in is cool.. adds to the dramatic effect of the show!
you juz gotta watch it to understand it all !k so go watch! worth every cent !

juz did finished a quiz at okcupid.com
and i am http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGLD&g=2&o=1&h=160
i think it is quite accurate...

anyways tomoro i am haf nkf cip at bugis! gonna hafta wear the U.G.L.Y tee sponsered by NKF.. and apparently we are gonna promote ENERGY! zang!...

dl-ding sway by buble now.. but its taking so freaking long the speed at which i am dl-ding is only 0.02 kb.. that's basically like not dl-ding at all! DANG (btw dang is the new damn)! it will complete only in 3hrs 30 mins. . .

11:08 PM

Thursday, April 08, 2004

F.O.S

that can either stand for full of shit or fountain of shit
i am refering to the stupid leaking manhole in cjc
andrew matthews said that being in an environment for too long will cause you to finally adapt to it.. and it is so true
i am getting used to the smell.. or should i say stench! when i am in the canteen or something i feel something's missing!
and i find it clogging up my brains.. like causing my head to feel really heavy.. i hope they do something bout it cos i would not want it to affect my studies man! "GIRL FAILS As DUE TO STINKING LEAKING MANHOLE"
mr foo said to go to bro paul and say " this sch is full of shit" haha lafff.. suppose to be funny...

maundy thurs.. got to find out the meaning of maundy man.. living in ignorance is not good..hahs crappy
today we had washing of the feet.. and ron washed for jav and vicee versa..beks wanted to wash mine but could not cos no time.. dang almost had a servant !
thot today might end earlier but no..4.30 .. only benefit those that end at 5.10
so had pe today.. and guess wat! i am borderline taf and spelt backwards.. FAT! i mean no need to beat around so much if its FAT juz say FAT! haha.. apparently i am not supposed to gain anymore weight or else i will go *poof* i will burst and lipid molecules will scatter in all directions.. gotta watch my food ..more commonly known as dieting.. nv thot in my life i would diet.. if i become anorexic i will haunt mr liew kaes!

9:13 PM

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

BLUSHING ALL SHADES OF PINK

today we got to know our project work groups
thank god i got a fun group !
i mean we would have to work together for 1 yr !
that's long.. so yeah VERY grateful...

went for a CCA-athon today
first drama then went for volley try outs..
drama was kinda fun..
played a concentration game that was too confusing for me...
i kept on stopping the game.. i mean this game really requires u to multi task lah.. u need to nod look for another person then that person has to nod b4 u can walk towards him/her..kept on laffin thru the game!
then we had to do a skit .. our own interpretation of a street in grps.. we went thru ideas like street soccer.. street fight.. with major action demo by marc then we decided on..
a girl will walk down the street * in the background dhanesh sings pretty woman walking down the street and narrating the whole scene in the tune* the girl's skirt flies up and has to do a marilynn monroe pose.. then 2 guys chat her up then her frens arrive and she has to act bimbotic and all flirting and feeling great that her frens are admiring her outfit.. then a robber snatches her "purse" she screams like a damsel in distress and her frens nab the robber returns her the purse and she leaves with the guys....
and juz give a guess who gets the great oppurtunity to be the girl...ME ! haha juz becos i am bimbotic.. bleaghs...
i think i really embaressed myslef lah...
then now my shot at volley...
we had to do some skipping stuffies to check our coordination
then had to catch the ball while jumping in the air
out of 3 balls i only caught 1.. i was thinking if i could not catch the last one i might as well be a retard.. in the end i caught it lah.. then we had to do a shuttle cock spike thingy... my last one didnt even go over the net.. hahz!
anyway out of 45 ppl who tried out only 12 would get thru so... i think volley not for me lah huh..

"You laugh at me because I am different,
but I laugh at you because you are all the same."

9:46 PM

Tuesday, April 06, 2004

I PICK ALL MY SKIRTS TO BE A LITTLE TOO SEXY!

we had a talk about "being happy" by andrew mathews after assembly
it was kinda pathetic .. thot it would be more motivational lah
it was basically juz him drawing his cartoons and trying to boast his linguistic skills
he kept speaking in mandrin
at first i was impressed but after a while it got a little zang...
i felt all he imparted to us was that you have a choice to be happy or not, depending on the path you choose to take...
like we didn't know that alreadi..
but he played the song "don't worry.. be happy..." haha was singing along!

then after the talk all.. we had.... SPOTCHECK for all girls
great! what a way to make us feel happy!!
so the guys left leaving the girls behind to suffer the wrath of the teachers
who might i add.. haf no sense of style watsoever
me and jo left the audi to go to the toilet to take out our string from our shirts then we came back and we had to stand in a row when the teachers checked our sox.. so my sox arent acceptable .. therefore was sent on stage.. supposed to buy those soccer -long socks but avoided it..
then we were made to get off stage for 2nd round of checking by mr tan.. i didnt pass it so went for the 3rd round of checks by some female teacher... and basically i didnt pass it lahs.. so i need to come on thurs with a skirt long enuff so that it would touch the floor when i kneel and sox long enuff ... i feel so DUMB not running out of the audi since i could get out to go to the toilet.. apparently everybody from kc got caught ! haha kc rawks!

NUNS IN THE MAKING - IN CJC! there would never be a shortage of nuns for quite some time ! maybe they should start with the boys... to solve the priest shortage problem...

downloading...
*the reason - hoobastank
*what good is a heart - code red
*stay the same - joey mcIntyre

9:03 PM

Monday, April 05, 2004

THE STANDARD UNIT FOR ULTIMATE SEXINESS

ok.. according to jav... he is the standard unit for sexiness
yeah laff !! all of us laffed like mad when we first heard it...
and according to steph its benchmark for sexiness not standard unit
ok now comes the criteria to be a sexy person in javiers eyes
1) u gotta be 50 kg and below
2) hair gotta be longer than his
3) gotta be fairer than him... i dun exactly know how this is possible .. even snow white might not be able to meet up with this criteria
4) waist <28 inches
5) height <165 cm to accomodate his height
6) dumber than him..

if you got more than 4 out of this 6 criterias pls call javier at 1800-deperado. lines are toll free.

oh !! and i found this like really cool place in cjc !! its like an underground thingy.. like a bomb shelter ! ok it is in the library and has painted black doors leading into this room... this room is quite big with carpet and like grand stand steps where u can sit as if u are watching a soccer match.. ok lah depends on ur imagination.. okies so go check it out if u can kaes ! u will not regret it ! by the way u muz haf a key to the room...

11:14 PM

Sunday, April 04, 2004

THE ILLEGAL ONE GETS THRU BUT NOT THE ONE WHO IS 18

i cant believe it !
i was supposed to watch passion of christ with my whole family
we planned it like since dunno when and like book tickets all. . .
then we went all the way to tm..
bought 2 large popcorn and a coke
but of course i being underaged for a m-18 show dressed up alittle and got thru the ticketing man
then i was like "yeah!!" then i looked back
my maid who was LEGALLY 18 got stopped
so my mom and dad went to settle it with the man
the man talked like some secret agent into his walkie talkie
and a young- punk appeared in no time
he asked if my maid had any identitfication stating that she was above 18 yrs of age..
of course we didnt think of that cos everyone was trying to not let me get caught and it slipped our minds bout my maid's passport
so my dad asked if he could leave his ic with him and all of us go watch the movie then go home get the passport and show it to him
but he said no. juz no like that. without even thinking it thru!!!
so my dad asked " where's ur manager??"
the skinny ah beng looking man said " I am the manager."
ok so the final verdict was for all of us to not watch the movie and got our movie tix refunded..
so basically we went all the way to tm to buy 2 large popcorns and a coke in the rain and thunderstorm..
what a wonderful fun filled sunday...

at first i was laffing at the fact that they would let a 16+ yr old person thru and not a 18+ yr old girl..
my mom was telling my maid to take it as a compliment...
then during the car ride home i realised how unreasonable and unflexible they were.. i mean my dad was willing to leave his ic with them.. and i think that might mean for quite alot rite... i mean even though she ended up not being 18 she would not like get frightened out of her wits and like go mad juz becos she watched the show rites!!? oh man.. hate ppl who adhere to rules and regulations so closely !

maybe i shall go dl on kazaaa.. see this is how piracy becomes popular.. singapore and its crazy censorship.. and they even haf an advertisement saying with more categories teens have a wider range of shows that they can watch.. total BS ! STOP PIRACY .... NOT !

haha i think i am going crazy .. can go on complaining...

now my family thinking of goin on good friday! hope the power of god will help ALL of us get thru on that day...

10:51 PM

Saturday, April 03, 2004

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPPY !

Casper's 4 yrs old!
today he was totally pampered by everyone at home
he received
1)a dog dish with paw prints and dog bones printed on the sides from yunia
2)raisins from my father
3)a new leash from my auntie
4)a dog bone (a chew toy) ,beef flavoured, for less agressive chewers and a card from ron
5)hugs and kisses from the rest of us!

ITS THE WAY
i'll always remember...
the way you always wait for me to leave the house before leaving with daddy for the car ride
the way you will not pee on a already peeed/pooed on newspaper
the way you bark and wag your tail when i come home
the way you sleep at the foot of my bed every night
the way you bark when i sleep in on saturday and sunday mornings
the way you lie next to my chair when i am on the computer
the way you plop ur fat body on anything i am reading [newspapers,notes,textbooks,magazines...]
the way you like to dance to ballads by westlife.. and hiphop songs by outkast and blackeyed peas
the way you toss your toys towards me and move backwards with ur butt up and tail wagging, initiating play
the way you will turn over every morning i wake up for sch asking for a tummy rub/tickle

-dedicated to casper-

man u won arsenal 1-0 !! rawk on !

10:33 PM

Friday, April 02, 2004

TYCOKIA IN WONDERLAND

TYCOKIA is this new phrase i came up with.. said in a very irritating voice.. which irritates wayniq alot! and usually follows with his "shuddup lah" also said in the same irritating voice.. it basically means something like "lucky kid?"

WONDERLAND is also a new name i came up with referring to the area with the benches near the library juz because we couldnt decide wat it was called..

its a day after april fools and i am still getting tricked and freaked out by that dumb rubber lizard !
first ron put it in my pencil case during break
then after the gp essay test javier put it btw 2 postcards and passed them to me
i turned over 1 postcard and saw the lizard in my hand and screamed and dropped everything.. even mr glascow was amused and started flicking it around...he muz be thinking i am a wuss or something !

after school juz went out as usual with the bimbo club..
jz bekka vonne kenny liying wayniq sheila
ate.. took neoprint.. and juz walked around..
the normal ladeeda..

oh and a note to all those that want to visit/see/find me ! haha no lah juz announcing that my class 1t33 has moved down to the 2nd floor.. something like c-2-003 or was it e? umm not sure but its 2nd floor aaiite ?!
kinda glad ! no more walking up to the fifth floor !

women aren't equal.we're superior.

11:06 PM

Thursday, April 01, 2004

APRIL FOOLS

i have recently taken great interest in maths !
i am finally getting the hang of it!
i suspect its because of mr foo.. he is so lame but it makes lessons seem so fun that i actually understand wats goin on...

and of course because today was april fools
some ppl couldnt resist playing a prank on me
and even brought rubber lizards to sch.. knowing that i am soo scared of them
it looked so real and really got a shock when i found it on my plate.. on my bag and another time flying towards me..
yes i got pranked with the same thing 3 times....

for pe today we had to run 10 rounds
of course i was almost dying
then we had to do an additional round where the class runs in a grp the guys behind , the girls in front juz because half of the class walked during some part of the 10 rounds
so that makes it 11 rounds in all...

after pe went to orchard with beks and yvonne and jav and ronald
on the way met wayniq and his fren
then went to popular where sheila met us
jav and ronald met alvin and left us to go for dinner
we then walked to far east long johns to meet jz.. allan..and 2 other ppl whose names i didnt get..
quite amazed that i met sooo many ppl in such a short period of time

9:46 PM